Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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