my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
Randomize
