U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
Pretty sure I asked the person at the pharmacy counter in Walgreens to marry me last night. But also remember Rachel Maddow crawling through the TV screen, so my memory might be a bit compromised...
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
Randomize