No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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