hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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