okay pat passed out under dana's car
Duck Duck Cougar?
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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