Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
Randomize
