Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Hey, remember that girl at rocklobster you thought was hot but were to pussy to talk to? You were right, her boobs are fake and she gives the best head on the planet. Can you come pick me up?
You're dead to me.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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