This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
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