The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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