hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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