I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
Randomize
