He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
i wish my penis had a tongue
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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