I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
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