I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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