I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
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