Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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