Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
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