I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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