so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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