so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
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