You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
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