Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
Randomize
