we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
seriously i just wanna be friends
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I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
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