You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
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