I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
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