Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
I can't decide who is the bigger alcoholic: you for opening that bottle of wine just now or me for hearing it in the other room over the air conditioner
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
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