...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I just saw a hot homeless man
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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