I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
