new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
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