My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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