But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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