some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
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