You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
She's like a pop up book from hell.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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