I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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