I puked while I was brushing my teeth this morning and had to get a new tbrush
Ew, did you brush them again?
Yeah but i puked on the new one and decided to give up...failure
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
birth control should be required to get into college
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
Never joke about your clitoris.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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