I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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