He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
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