Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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