You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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