Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
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