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say what?
wanna hang out?
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
You have to summon your inner elephant
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
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