be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
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