But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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