Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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