question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
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