so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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