I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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