Skipping work because i'm still too drunk from last night still. got home at midnight and passed out in front of my door for 2 hours bc i couldn't find my key
had to call my rooommate to let us in. Passed out in my dress and found the key on my hair tie-in my hair- just now.
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
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