what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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