Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
Randomize
