What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
New definition for "rock bottom": Waking up in a puddle of your own puke, missing your fake tooth. Then having to dig through said puddle of puke for aforementioned fake tooth. Think it's time I quit partying so hard.
Is this your way of breaking up with me as my wingman?
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
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