I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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