love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Did you hallucinate the same white buffalo that I did last night.
No, but I did see you shaking hands with a homeless man.
well you can't waste a boner
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
I have a running excel spreadsheet detailing the number of shots in a night and subsequent ability to masturbate
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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