a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
She did NOT find it funny to come upstairs to find me with the word "MISERY" written on my forehead in magic marker and the label to the vodka bottle replaced with a scrap of paper taped around that says "COMPANY"
Randomize