And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
In other news, I just burned my penis
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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